Chrome Dino Standard Edition

The dreaded ERR_INTERNET DISCONNECTED!
Do I call tech support? Do I scream? Do I... go outside? Oh look, a cute dinosaur., this should keep me busy until someone else figures it out.
If you've ever lost internet while using Chrome, you are probably familiar with the pixelly prehistoric cacti-hopping, pterodactyl-dodging adventures of the Dinosaur Game — now in the real world!

The dinosaur figure measures 3" tall and about 3" long and 1" deep.
Cacti vary between 2" and 3" tall.
Box measures 10" wide, 4 1/2" tall and 1 3/4" deep.
Constructed of ABS plastic and acrylic.